Hilarious Nextdoor Reports Ask “Lost Your Cock ?” And “Tired Of Being Worried About Cats” In Oakland

Hilarious Nextdoor Reports Ask “Lost Your Cock ?” And “Tired Of Being Worried About Cats” In Oakland
From YouTube Channel: August 3, 2020 at 07:50AM
ONN – Hilarious Nextdoor Reports Ask “Lost Your Cock ?” And “Tired Of Being Worried About Cats” In Oakland

Are we reaching end times with Oakland Nextdoor reports like these?:

Lost your cock?

There’s a very handsome and vocal rooster on the loose, scratching & pecking and crowing around the car wash at 40th & Shafter. Yes that’s right. A very Instagrammable moment, judging from the number of phones pointed in his direction. If he’s yours, I’d run on out before he gets himself into a jam, as he has already proudly pranced his plumes across the street at least once.

Lost rooster at 40th and Shafter

Hi all,
my neighbor and i just corralled a very friendly (and vocal) rooster at the corner of 40th and Shafter. he was wandering loose by the car wash. does he “belong” to anyone in the neighborhood? i know roosters are only allowed in city limits for less than 24 hrs so wondering if he is on loan to anyone nearby.

And…

I’m tired of being worried about your cat being lost

Hello, neighbors. Please know that I’m an animal lover, but I’m also a responsible neighbor. The other day, my wife and I and a next-door neighbor took a couple of hours out of our day to “rescue” a lost cat. It had a collar, but no visible tag or phone number. We finally broke away from our work to bring it to a vet who scanned it for a chip, and the vet kept it for the owner to pick up. Cut to the next day, and the same cat is hanging around our apartment complex. Clearly, this was a neighbor’s cat and was not lost. The responsible, neighborly thing here is to put a tag on your pet with a Google Voice number or a direct cell number so that your neighbors are not needlessly taking time to try to reunite you with your cat. From a bird lover perspective, I’m also concerned about your cat’s roaming, so I’d actually prefer that you keep cats indoors. But please, at the very least, show that your cat is taken care of with a collar and a tag. Don’t make me waste my time getting your cat scanned for no reason. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

Okay! In the past, we’d have just searched for the cat, and been done with it!

Stay tuned.

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